But what do you do all day?

Whenever I meet someone new and they ask what I do for a living, my response to their question always gets a weird look. "Oh, I'm a stay at home mom". Their head often tilts to the side and their eyes squint and they then ask, "Well then what do you do all day?" Here's today's response:

1. Woke up to a toilet paper roll thrown in my face by Ava.
2. Helped Ava.
3. Went into the kitchen to pour some cereal and then gave her a mini powdered donut. :P
4. Went pee.
5. Opened up all the windows and blinds.
6. Starred blankly at the cars driving by.
7. Realized I never poured Ava any milk, she didn't care.
8. My mom came over to return Landon.
9. She left and Landon played with his toys while Ava got dressed.
10. Turned on the news.
11. Checked some emails.
12. Told the kids they needed to clean up their room and get all the toys out of the living room and my room.
13. Unloaded the dishwasher.
14. Came to the conclusion that they were never going to do it unless I stood there and watched.
15. Helped them clean and found my missing chapstick under their bed along with empty water bottles and a few items of clothing I'd been looking for.
16. Had them get the toys from the other rooms.
17. Rewarded them with a little bit of Toy Story.
18. Nap time.
19. Just now realizing that I never fed myself.
20.... its only 1:39pm.

Things I still have to do:
1. Vacuum
2. Make my bed
3. get out of pajamas
4. dust
5. clean the mirrors

hopefully these things can be accomplished during said nap time.